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Janey Dal
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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by Janey Dal » Sat May 09, 2020 11:17 am

I think I’m going to be sick :shock: :shock: .

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by paul..m » Sat May 09, 2020 12:22 pm

Suppose that might be eaten too
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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by Janey Dal » Sun May 10, 2020 11:45 am

:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

Dogs do that! Dirty little gits!

Anyway this reminds me of a story of a ratcatcher in London who was asked to visit a jewellers because they had rats. This is a true story by the way.

He ratcatcher turned up to check out the premises and caught a rat there and then. He hadn’t been prepared for this so didn’t have any of his special purpose bags with him so the jeweller loaned him one of their bags.

As he went to go home he put the bag on the roof of his car. It was promptly stolen by a guy on a bike going past at speed.

I bet that thief was surprised when he opened the bag :lol: :lol: .

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by paul 28 » Mon May 11, 2020 6:08 am

Neighbour used to look after her elderly mother and used to put old ladies pads etc in yellow bags for council to take away . one day she was looking out of window when a teenager nicked bag took it over the road and opened it . She said he didn't look too happy . :lol:

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by maz » Mon May 11, 2020 8:52 am

:lol: :lol: Couple of laughs there to start the week. Thanks Jane and Paul.
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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by Janey Dal » Fri May 22, 2020 2:04 pm

I’m here all week Marilyn! :lol:

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by maz » Sat May 23, 2020 10:36 am

Janey Dal wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 2:04 pm
I’m here all week Marilyn! :lol:
So why no more laughs :roll:
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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by Janey Dal » Sat May 23, 2020 11:03 am

:lol: :lol:

You are so demanding! :D :lol: .

Okay - on a totally different theme. A blind man went into Sainsbury’s with his dog. He picked the dog up and swung it round and round in the air by its tail. A horrified shop assistant rushed over - “What do you think you are doing?” She demanded.


“I’m having a look round“ the man replied :D

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by paul..m » Sun May 24, 2020 6:10 am

:lol:
If man runs from his responsibilities is that classed as exercise .
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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by maz » Sun May 24, 2020 10:52 am

Oh dear, what did I do :roll:
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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by Janey Dal » Sun May 24, 2020 11:10 am

You’ve created a monster :lol: :lol: .

Paul will be starting with his nun fixation any time soon..........

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by paul...m » Wed May 27, 2020 6:56 am

Jane in case you thought that may cause offence nun taken :lol:
On that thought some women are drawn to men in uniform some men into nurses etc some like feet but in this current situation anyone been attracted to masks ( although have known some that should be in nuclear suit ).

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by Janey Dal » Sat May 30, 2020 11:39 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You need to beware of people wearing masks even in these strange times! They may be horrendously ugly underneath :shock: :shock:.

And as for people liking feet? No! Just no! It should be illegal in my opinion. Podiatrists should be forced to ply their trade up back alleys in the bowels of a city.

Just saying ........... :oops: :oops:

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by paul 28 » Sat May 30, 2020 1:54 pm

Very true how can anyone want to touch some stinky sweaty feet .

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by Janey Dal » Sun May 31, 2020 11:04 am

:mrgreen:

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