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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by paul...m » Sun May 31, 2020 1:30 pm

Along same lines why would anyone want to be a bum Dr

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by Janey Dal » Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:48 am

I don’t think there’s such a thing Paul - well not as a specialty anyway :lol: :lol: .

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by MikeyB » Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:51 am

I need a podiatrist. The advantage of having a podiatrist calling round is (a) cutting my toenails, because I can’t reach them because of neurological problems and (b) she can do routine diabetic neuropathy checks, not that have any diabetes complications.

Mind you, it’s difficult doing that job and maintaining a 2m safe distance. Maybe she could use lawn edging shears. :shock:

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by Janey Dal » Sat Jun 06, 2020 12:07 pm

I suppose if you were very tall and you laid down on the floor the 2 metre distance would be nearly achievable - from your face anyway, and this is the danger area.

Not that I think your face is a danger area you understand :shock: .

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by paul...m » Mon Jun 08, 2020 6:57 pm

You mean he wasn't a real doctor that had a poke about up my bum :(

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by MikeyB » Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:04 pm

Janey Dal wrote:
Sat Jun 06, 2020 12:07 pm
I suppose if you were very tall and you laid down on the floor the 2 metre distance would be nearly achievable - from your face anyway, and this is the danger area.

Not that I think your face is a danger area you understand :shock: .

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If I laid down on the floor an ambulance would have to be called to pick me up again. :D

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by Janey Dal » Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:36 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Paul - what you get up to in your spare time is your problem :lol: :lol:

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by refandy » Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:39 pm

MikeyB wrote:
Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:51 am
I need a podiatrist. The advantage of having a podiatrist calling round is (a) cutting my toenails, because I can’t reach them because of neurological problems and (b) she can do routine diabetic neuropathy checks, not that have any diabetes complications.

Mind you, it’s difficult doing that job and maintaining a 2m safe distance. Maybe she could use lawn edging shears. :shock:
She could use a scythe!

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by paul..m » Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:21 am

If you find someone coming towards you wearing black carrying a scythe quick hide .
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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by MikeyB » Fri Jun 26, 2020 5:31 pm

Just so that everyone can relax, the podiatrist arrived today, bedecked in the usual plastic apron and surgical gloves, with the addition of a mask, and carried out the necessary reduction of toenail length, sanded and polished and skin cream massaged into my feet. No need to treat any hard skin because I don’t have any. Hard skin is caused by walking, which I don’t do. Well, hardly any, as my watch keeps telling me. :roll:

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by paul...m » Sat Jun 27, 2020 7:54 am

Alls well no visit from Grim Reaper

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by Janey Dal » Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:02 pm

MikeyB wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 5:31 pm
Just so that everyone can relax, the podiatrist arrived today, bedecked in the usual plastic apron and surgical gloves, with the addition of a mask, and carried out the necessary reduction of toenail length, sanded and polished and skin cream massaged into my feet. No need to treat any hard skin because I don’t have any. Hard skin is caused by walking, which I don’t do. Well, hardly any, as my watch keeps telling me. :roll:
Well at least you have beautiful feet Mike :lol: :lol: .

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by paul...m » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:47 pm

Dare we ask about how Jane knows about Mikes feet just because he has someone trim the talons doesn't mean they are beautiful unless Jane knows different .

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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by maz » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:04 am

Good catch Paul :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Chinese Virus

Post by Janey Dal » Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:21 pm

Well okay - Mike sends me photos of his feet :oops: :oops: . It’s not something we wanted to share but I feel forced into being honest :shock: .

Sorry Mike, I couldn’t keep the secret any longer :lol: :lol: .

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