A little ditty

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Sacha
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A little ditty

Post by Sacha » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:09 pm

Oh, how I loved my cake
Every type you can ever bake
But now my gallbladder has been ejected
I'm feeling very, very dejected
I can no longer eat my beloved cake :( :(

Sacha

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Re: A little ditty

Post by paul.m » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:50 am

:D for the ditty but :( for no cake.
Paul

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Re: A little ditty

Post by Sacha » Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:59 am

Thanks Paul. Any empathy gratefully received.
On a more positive note, there are always gingernuts :)

Sacha

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Re: A little ditty

Post by Janey Dal » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:20 pm

Bummer on the cake Sacha! :( :(

I always think it’s worse to know that you can’t eat something because all of a sudden it becomes ultimately appealing. It’s quite possible that if you could eat as much cake as you want, you may not bother.

Like your ditty though :lol: :lol: .

Hugs

Jane 😘

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Re: A little ditty

Post by stuart13 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:15 pm

I enjoy a slice of McVitie's Lyle's Golden Syrup and also their Jamaica Ginger cake.

Yummy at 2.7gms a slice.

Writing a ditty
is not witty
when you're feeling ........
More's the pity

:wink: :)

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Re: A little ditty

Post by MikeyB » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:24 am

I like lemon drizzle cake. One of my five a day, and only 3 units of Humalog :D

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Re: A little ditty

Post by Janey Dal » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:33 am

you’re a poet and you don’t know it.

What’s the time?
10 to 9
Hang your knickers on the line.
When they’re dry, bring them in
Put them in the biscuit tin
Eat a biscuit, eat a cake
Eat your knickers by mistake

I have no idea why but that always tickles me. I have such a sophisticated sense of humour :oops: :oops:

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Jane 😘

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Re: A little ditty

Post by paul.m » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:37 am

Here I sit broken hearted
Paid a penny
And only F**ted
Paul

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Re: A little ditty

Post by MikeyB » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:34 pm

Ah, Paul, who’s going to lower the tone when you’re gone?

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Re: A little ditty

Post by paul.m » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:02 pm

Who said I am going anywhere or do you know something I don't and if I do go I am sure you could do a better job than me
Paul

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Re: A little ditty

Post by 26.12.11 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:15 pm

For Paul
Here is sit
full of woe
Paid a penny
and couldn’t go.
Sharon

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Re: A little ditty

Post by paul.m » Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:14 pm

Hope you don't mean I am going to be banned from this site Mike just been banned from Argos someone told me average mans dangly bit is equal to 3 Argos pencils ,there I was kicked out with trousers around ankles at least they didn't want there pencils back .
Paul

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Re: A little ditty

Post by paul.m » Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:28 am

Here is a little ditty I promise if you sing it once you will sing it every Christmas for ever more .

Sung to the music of Magic Moments / Cadbury's tins of sweets .

It wasn't my thumb that tickled your bum it was my finger ...Magic Moments ......

Happy Christmas :lol:
Paul

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Re: A little ditty

Post by stuart13 » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:08 pm

There was an old man from t’ city
Whose doctor said ‘t was a pity
That he had pancreatitis
But don’t worry I can right this
Take these pills 3 times a day with meals
Come back in 12months and see how it feels.

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Re: A little ditty

Post by paul.m » Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:15 pm

:)
Paul

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