Proper Attire in the Bedroom

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Re: Proper Attire in the Bedroom

Post by stuart13 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:51 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Proper Attire in the Bedroom

Post by Janey Dal » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:46 am

Mice and Easy?

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Post by 26.12.11 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 12:44 pm

Bob
My name change, changed email address and couldn't remember password for this site.

Dances with mice is a good one though
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Re: Proper Attire in the Bedroom

Post by stuart13 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:53 pm

26.12.11 wrote: โ†‘
Wed Aug 02, 2017 12:44 pm
Bob
My name change, changed email address and couldn't remember password for this site.

Dances with mice is a good one though
I did set it for you with a temporary password Sharon, did you not try it?

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Post by Janey Dal » Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:56 pm

Looks like Sharon has forgotten her new password as well Stuart! :lol: :lol:

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Post by stuart13 » Mon Aug 07, 2017 6:12 pm

:P

Stuart knows the password but I'm not telling Jane.

:P :P :wink:

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Post by Janey Dal » Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:01 pm

:shock: but I'm so cute :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll:

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Re: Proper Attire in the Bedroom

Post by stuart13 » Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:24 pm

Keep saying that to yourself, Jane.

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Post by paul.m » Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:26 am

:lol: :lol:
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:P :P

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Re: Proper Attire in the Bedroom

Post by Janey Dal » Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:59 am

To get back to this thread's original theme:

Alan bumped into a mate of his many years ago and his mate had a big gash down the middle of his forehead with stitches in it.

Apparently his mate had woken in the middle of the night and thought he heard someone in the garden outside. He got up and, like Bob, was totally naked.

In order not to alert the potential intruder he crawled across the front room carpet until he reached the patio doors and then looked out.

Whilst he was in alert mode his dog came up behind him and (as dogs do) sniffed his bottom. The shock of the cold nose made Alan's mate jump so much he cracked his forehead against the patio doors and split it open! :lol: :lol:

He never found out if there really was someone in the garden or not :lol: :lol: .

And in a similar vein a friend of my dad's told this story: Her husband had taken the day off work to work on the car. When she came home from her job , there he was, still under the car, with his legs sticking out.

As spouses do, she bent down, tickled him between the legs and went inside.

To find her husband sitting in the front room! :lol: :lol: Apparently her husband had got stuck with the repairs and called his mate to help out. :roll: :roll: .

To add injury to insult - the friend had been so shocked by the unexpected grope that he had sat up and banged his head off the underneath of the car and they had to take him to A&E for stitches. :lol: :lol:

This was about 20 years ago and I suspect she is still apologising for it to this day! :lol: :roll:

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Re: Proper Attire in the Bedroom

Post by 26.12.11 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:45 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Proper Attire in the Bedroom

Post by MikeyB » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:02 pm

That reminds me of my days working in casualty. You'd be absolutely amazed at the number of men who like to hoover naked. I tripped and fell on it was the usual tale. Then there the women who accidentally sit on bottles....

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Re: Proper Attire in the Bedroom

Post by Bob1955 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:27 pm

Hoovering naked should be compulsory ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Re: Proper Attire in the Bedroom

Post by Bob1955 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:28 pm

Janey Dal wrote: โ†‘
Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:59 am
To get back to this thread's original theme:

Alan bumped into a mate of his many years ago and his mate had a big gash down the middle of his forehead with stitches in it.

Apparently his mate had woken in the middle of the night and thought he heard someone in the garden outside. He got up and, like Bob, was totally naked.

In order not to alert the potential intruder he crawled across the front room carpet until he reached the patio doors and then looked out.

Whilst he was in alert mode his dog came up behind him and (as dogs do) sniffed his bottom. The shock of the cold nose made Alan's mate jump so much he cracked his forehead against the patio doors and split it open! :lol: :lol:

He never found out if there really was someone in the garden or not :lol: :lol: .

And in a similar vein a friend of my dad's told this story: Her husband had taken the day off work to work on the car. When she came home from her job , there he was, still under the car, with his legs sticking out.

As spouses do, she bent down, tickled him between the legs and went inside.

To find her husband sitting in the front room! :lol: :lol: Apparently her husband had got stuck with the repairs and called his mate to help out. :roll: :roll: .

To add injury to insult - the friend had been so shocked by the unexpected grope that he had sat up and banged his head off the underneath of the car and they had to take him to A&E for stitches. :lol: :lol:

This was about 20 years ago and I suspect she is still apologising for it to this day! :lol: :roll:

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Jane xx
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