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Baby Oil

Post by paul.m » Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:55 pm

What is baby oil ? is it extracted from babies the same as olive oil from olives , or why do babies need oiling is it to get them in or out of tight places or to stop them rusting or to make them work better like engine oil but my experience of the little smelly things is you chuck muck in one end and it comes out the other end but twice as toxic.

Extra virgin olive oil what is that all about something is virgin or not how can it be more virgin .
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Re: Baby Oil

Post by Shining_Peace » Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:53 am

As I have no babies and no olives, I have no answers!

Although, I know that Girl Scout cookies do NOT contain actual Girl Scouts. Although my older brother swore I lost an older sister that way when I was growing up so he didn't have to share the tasty treats!
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Re: Baby Oil

Post by MikeyB » Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:17 am

I want to know how much water you need to reconstitute baby powder into the real thing. :roll:

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Re: Baby Oil

Post by Janey Dal » Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:19 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: I must admit one of the things that fascinates me is what a coincidence that diabetic nurses all look after patients with diabetes.

Did they decide to look after patients with diabetes after they became diabetic or before?

And what about recycled toiler paper? Who could ever bear to buy that? :shock: :shock:

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Re: Baby Oil

Post by stuart13 » Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:25 am

Why a pair of scissors, pair pliers?

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Re: Baby Oil

Post by Janey Dal » Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:43 am

Indeed! I remember buying my daughter all her new school supplies when she went to secondary school. She was in some distress that I had only bought one compass because the list insisted on a pair of compasses!

And surely Stuart a single scissor is a knife? It doesn't make any sense!

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Re: Baby Oil

Post by Shining_Peace » Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:39 pm

MikeyB wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:17 am
I want to know how much water you need to reconstitute baby powder into the real thing. :roll:
ROFLMPO
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Re: Baby Oil

Post by Janey Dal » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:00 am

I wondered where they came from :shock: .

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Re: Baby Oil

Post by paul.m » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:41 am

Looks like I've opened a can of worms but who put them in the can .
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Re: Baby Oil

Post by stuart13 » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:21 pm

If you're not careful you'll a flea in your ear.

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Re: Baby Oil

Post by Janey Dal » Mon Jul 24, 2017 5:28 pm

paul.m wrote:
Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:41 am
Looks like I've opened a can of worms but who put them in the can .
And why would anybody want to can worms anyway? Surely canning is a method of food preservation?

I feel sick.... :shock: :shock:

And indeed why a flea in your ear? Why not a wasp? That would be unpleasant!

I have noticed in supermarkets a product called Minky dusters. I would buy them if my minky ever needed dusting :shock: :shock:

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Re: Baby Oil

Post by MikeyB » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:09 pm

I think you've just invented a new euphemism there Jane. :wink:

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Re: Baby Oil

Post by paul.m » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:23 pm

When I worked in a can making factory some cans were sent back that showed signs of bacteria inside my mate opened one and found the biggest maggots he had seen .
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Re: Baby Oil

Post by Janey Dal » Sat Jul 29, 2017 11:30 am

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: I feel sick :cry: :cry:

My friend once found a sticking plaster in her Chinese takeaway :shock: :shock: .

What's worse than finding a worm in your sandwich? Finding half a worm in your sandwich :lol: :lol: .

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Re: Baby Oil

Post by stuart13 » Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:31 pm

All that protein.

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