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Sacha
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Wires crossed

Post by Sacha » Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:23 pm

Being treated/investigated for hyponatremia I was asked by GP how much I was drinking. Out of habit, after 8years of CP, my reply was "Not a drop since 2009"
Of course he was querying my fluid intake, not alcohol! :oops:

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Re: Wires crossed

Post by maz » Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: I bet he gave you a funny look.
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Re: Wires crossed

Post by stuart13 » Mon Jul 03, 2017 11:06 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Wires crossed

Post by paul.m » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:47 pm

Knew a bloke who came out of pub got in his car when police man came up to car and asked how much he had drunk " 8 pints "policeman lent in car and removed keys , not a happy copper when after he had blown in bag and got a negative result asked about what he had drunk . 8 pints of orange juice .
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Re: Wires crossed

Post by Sacha » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:44 pm

Love it. Egg on face for copper😁

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Re: Wires crossed

Post by stuart13 » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:54 pm

You get a bit fed up with the question about drink, on occasions, and not that long ago I had a procedure carried out by the specialist nurse at my local GP's surgery and had the usual raft of questions but I was feeling a bit mischievous.

Nurse .......When did you have your last drink?

Me, deliberating ...................... I think that it was on my birthday ................the eighth ................. that would be Jan ......................... 1999.

She didn't find it funny.

I don't know why.

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Re: Wires crossed

Post by Janey Dal » Sat Jul 08, 2017 12:02 pm

No sense of humour some people!

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