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Toxic Cloud

Post by paul m » Thu May 05, 2016 6:16 am

Just noticed there is a health warning for those with lung problems from Defra for the south about a Toxic Cloud heading our way will last from Thursday till Sunday .
Another reason to move to Scotland , free prescriptions ,cleaner air and Nicola Sturgeon far easier on the eye than Cameron/Corbyn . :lol:
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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by stuart13 » Thu May 05, 2016 6:25 am

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by MikeyB » Thu May 05, 2016 10:04 am

Cleaner air in Scotland Paul?

In a couple of weeks here in the highlands the midges will emerge from their underground lairs to torment tourists in clouds of nasty biting vindictiveness. :shock:

But don't let that put you off.... :lol:

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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by stuart13 » Thu May 05, 2016 10:33 am

There is a downside to everything. :wink:

We could always register residency at Mike's address, claim free prescriptions and yet stay in civilisation.

What do you think Mike?

:)

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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by MikeyB » Thu May 05, 2016 12:09 pm

Brilliant idea Stu - though the authorities just might catch on with a couple of hundred people living in a two bedroom cottage... :lol: :lol:

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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by unclemorris67 » Thu May 05, 2016 12:24 pm

Cheaper car insurance as well, if we all go up, imagine how drugged up the midges be.
Toxic cloud :shock: I thought someone was having Creon trouble :lol:
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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by paul m » Thu May 05, 2016 4:03 pm

Just tell authorities were 200 very friendly people :wink:
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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by stuart13 » Thu May 05, 2016 6:27 pm

unclemorris67 wrote:Cheaper car insurance as well, if we all go up, imagine how drugged up the midges be.
Toxic cloud :shock: I thought someone was having Creon trouble :lol:

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by Shining_Peace » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:11 pm

I have often wondered why my blood doesn't kill mosquitoes, or at least cause them to stagger around a bit and start looking for snacks.

Sometimes it is odd to realize my pharmaceuticals keep me safe, sane, and as normal as possible, but taken by a healthy individual, those same pharmaceuticals would kill.

Anyone else ever wonder about what our normal would do to the normal?
~Sassy

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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by paul m » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:20 pm

Normal whats normal .
Could be an interesting experiment . :twisted:
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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by MikeyB » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:39 pm

It's only the females that bite. I make that comment without any other implication or meaning.

Mike

PS One of the above sentences is true. :wink:

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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by Shining_Peace » Thu Jun 09, 2016 7:03 pm

I am guessing the true but is that your name is Mike.
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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by stuart13 » Thu Jun 09, 2016 7:51 pm

Yes it is and we know where he lives.

:evil:

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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by MikeyB » Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:57 pm

Aye, you do. But I wouldn't come up here if I were you cos I've been spraying hepatotoxic chemicals around the house to slay all the midges that the gardener disturbed cutting the grass. :evil:

Midges are one of the creatures, along with tapeworms, that are powerful evidence of the non-existence of a benign divine creator. So are the Welsh, come to think...

Mike (on the run again)

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Re: Toxic Cloud

Post by paul m » Fri Jun 10, 2016 5:31 am

What's wrong with the Welsh apart from hating the English .
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