Pancreatitis Support Forum

Just for information Paul, Land Rover is owned by the Indian company Tata. And the glass you clean every day is like as not made by Pilkingtons, now owned by the Japanese company NSG. Like it or not, we now live in a globalised world, and leaving the EU would be an act of utter folly with the tradin...

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To be fair to Jane, the "rules" of the road in Italy aren't really rules, just a basis for negotiation, such negotiations carried out with liberal use of the horn, except in Rome where it's every man for himself. And don't get me started on all the bloody scooters

Quite right Jane, but it's not is irrelevant as you might think. Leave the EU and most imported food could get more expensive, so we will have to eat less. (and worst of all, our BMWs will get more expensive too )

Mike

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(I got the salacious one in this time )

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If I got down on my knees I'd have to ring emergency services to get me upright again. Anyway Jane have you asked Alan about this? There are far darker places in a man's soul than you could ever dream of....

Yours (never having been arrested)

Mike

Jane should not mention that her dad played for Newcastle if applying for jobs Teesside, though I am mighty impressed. What was his name? I might have seen him play, or seen him on a bubble gum card when I was a little'un. MikeyB has no famous relatives, apart from his great grandma's cousin who was...

Oh dear Paul, cold bath NOW:lol:

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(Lowering the tone as usual, Jane? )

Newcastle United manager. It's only an hour down the road, and you could fit it in round Alan's hospital appointments. You couldn't do any worse than the numpties who've been doing the job...

Stuart - apfelstrudel? Jane - tiramisu and Saint Agur cheese? Don't tell Nigel Farage. You'll give him the impression that we're all European.

Anyway, back to slimming...

Mike

Flipping heck, Jane, there's nothing to forgive. Thinking about ravishing nuns is not the same as doing it. It's a worldwide pastime among men. Thinking about it, I mean.

Ask Alan, I'm sure I'm right.

Mike