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by Janey Dal
Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:26 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Nervous
Replies: 5
Views: 1907

I agree totally with Stuart Linda - get yourself to the doctor's before you make any decisions about work if you can.

Hugs

Jane xx
by Janey Dal
Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:41 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Just to make people laugh.
Replies: 40
Views: 13473

Loved 'em Maz.

I remember my A level teacher giving genuine examples of 2 spelling mistakes he'd come across whilst marking a GCSE paper - see if you can get them - it took us ages:

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Hedgehog - and bet you struggled with this one:

Wire netting
by Janey Dal
Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:09 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 2916
Views: 548685

Jane has been doing something VERY UNUSUAL for Jane - cleaning her car. Now, Jane's reader needs to understand that Jane loves her car which is a Tigra and is called Tizzy. Jane talks to Tizzy and Tizzy likes it. However, Jane has never got the hang of this Sunday afternoon cleaning the car thing th...
by Janey Dal
Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:31 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Uploading Avatars
Replies: 31
Views: 8239

Aw bless you!!!

We have a cine film (LONG before videos) of me at a wedding around age 6 in a beautiful dress, and new shoes, with my finger so far up my nose, you wouldn't believe it!!! :oops: :oops: :oops:

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by Janey Dal
Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:27 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 2916
Views: 548685

Jane is having an interesting Saturday. Firstly she got up this morning and one of her car tyres was flat, so Jane had to WALK to the shop for her Saturday newspaper. Jane came back exhausted. The shop is about 5 minutes walk away and Jane thinks this is a massive distance. Now Jane could of course ...
by Janey Dal
Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:02 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Uploading Avatars
Replies: 31
Views: 8239

Depends on the type of file type Dawn - if the file extension is .bmp you could try changing the file type to a .jpg or a .gif which is a smaller file than a .bmp. You may lose some quality, but it should be okay. By the way when you say you want to see us all, does that mean if you post a photo as ...
by Janey Dal
Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:46 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 2916
Views: 548685

Jane sends her prayers up to God for Vonnie's patience - Jane isn't sure if He is listening because Jane doesn't speak to him normally, but Jane will do her best especially for Vonnie. In the meantime, Jane suggests that training Vonnie's dogs was a waste of time, it's Vonnie's husband who needed th...
by Janey Dal
Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:55 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 2916
Views: 548685

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Love it Vonnie - best wishes to you and John and I wish you lots of patience - you'll need it!!!

Jane xx
by Janey Dal
Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:51 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 2916
Views: 548685

Jane has had a lovely day today as Jane and Alan visited Whitby which is so pretty and has many happy memories for Jane. Sadly it apparently has many happy memories for about 27 million people who also turned up today. :shock: :shock: Jane and Alan sat and had a coffee outside and "people watched". ...
by Janey Dal
Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:31 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 2916
Views: 548685

Jane's dog has perked up further but is wandering around looking sorry for herself, Jane is fresh out of sympathy today, as Alan (whose blog this is) is also feeling sorry for himself today! Jane thinks the dog has had a stroke (not the sort of stroke that one usually associates with dogs, but a cer...
by Janey Dal
Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:19 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 2916
Views: 548685

Jane's dog is perking up! And if Jane's reader is American, this does not mean Jane's dog is making coffee :roll: :roll: Now Jane is a little confused about this - either the dog decides to die or she doesn't - there can't be any maybe, or maybe not, scenarios here. Jane has asked the dog "Are you g...
by Janey Dal
Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:21 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 2916
Views: 548685

Don't you start!!! Alan always says he's not a fussy eater - it's my cooking!

Jane xx
by Janey Dal
Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:55 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 2916
Views: 548685

Jane is having an interesting week, what with watching Alan eat all the wrong things and then wondering why he is feeling ill, and now the dog is on it's last legs. Jane thinks this may be something to do with the amount of electricity Jane has pumped into her from Alan's TENS machine :oops: :oops: ...
by Janey Dal
Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:17 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 2916
Views: 548685

Having thought about but Swami's and Stuart's helpful suggestions, Jane has taken them both on board and adapted them slightly. Jane is going to buy a donkey, put her ma on it's back and then slap the donkey's ass :shock: :shock: the donkey then will hopefully run away to the seaside (where all donk...
by Janey Dal
Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:15 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 2916
Views: 548685

Jane is not having a good day - despite the early hour, and can only hope it improves. Firstly, Jane's reader needs to know that Jane did not get a good night's sleep, as she was reading a Stephen King book until 2am and then was so spooked she couldn't sleep for hearing noises :oops: :oops: :oops: ...