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by maz
Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:21 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Hope this makes you smile
Replies: 6
Views: 2368

Re: Hope this makes you smile

Oops!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for the chuckle.
by maz
Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:15 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Weather
Replies: 7
Views: 2651

Re: Weather

Hi Peter. Yes, what a pain we have more of the white stuff to look forward to. At least we have got rid of all we had before, at least here anyway. The novelty wore off last year to be hones. Did you have much?
by maz
Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:06 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Let's have a damned good moan.........
Replies: 26
Views: 7415

Re: Let's have a damned good moan.........

Goodness me Lynne, that would tire out a completely fit healthy young male :shock: so no wonder you feel so exhausted. I hope you had a good night's sleep and feel a bit better as it sounds like you have a time of being busy with your husband recovering. Can you just crash today? I bet that is a sil...
by maz
Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:56 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: especially for Dave....................
Replies: 32
Views: 9564

Re: especially for Dave....................

Well I am from Hebden Bridge so a bit of a border Yorks/Lancs accent I think. However we did say chip oil and oil in't roid!! Also coil oil(coal hole) Cake oil(mouth, as in shut yer cake oil) We also said winder bottem, not sounding the 't's. Now that is very clever I think!!
by maz
Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:10 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: especially for Dave....................
Replies: 32
Views: 9564

Re: especially for Dave....................

Not Dave, but looked nonetheless!!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm a true Yorkshire lass by the way. Well, not much of a lass these days to be honest....!!!
by maz
Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:25 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Thundersnow !!
Replies: 44
Views: 10699

Re: Thundersnow !!

I saw that Stu. It was amazing, and just gave me one more reasons for not wanting to visit there. :wink:
by maz
Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:35 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Thundersnow !!
Replies: 44
Views: 10699

Re: Thundersnow !!

You really are having it bad up there Leigh. Keep warm and watch some films on TV!
by maz
Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:56 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Court Reporter Funnies
Replies: 3
Views: 1927

Court Reporter Funnies

Court Reporters Funnies(US) I was on the witness stand for 6 hours ones as a witness for my company. The software companies lawyer keep asking me to recount the number of severity 1-4 problems open from a flip chart in front of me and the jury. The total was 16. He apparently thought the sum was som...
by maz
Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:42 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 3043
Views: 943203

Re: Alan's blog........

Please tell your number one tycoon son that we all think his mum is funny even if he doesn't!!! Particularly as far as his getting something out and frostbite goes!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
by maz
Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:17 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Puns, to groan at!!
Replies: 3
Views: 1943

Puns, to groan at!!

Well done if you get to the end!!! 1. The fattest knight atKing Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still...
by maz
Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:12 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Not a funny, but perhaps a spirit raiser
Replies: 5
Views: 2618

Re: Not a funny, but perhaps a spirit raiser

So a good cry before bedtime is a sure way of getting a good night's uninterrupted sleep!!! :wink:
by maz
Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:37 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Not a funny, but perhaps a spirit raiser
Replies: 5
Views: 2618

Re: Not a funny, but perhaps a spirit raiser

I know that feeling Jane, well both to be honest. Crying at things like that, and feeling like a sad old git!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: A good cry is very good for you!!! (I was going to use the word cathartic, but on looking up the spelling, the definition is a purgative, or something to get the bowels m...
by maz
Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:32 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Thundersnow !!
Replies: 44
Views: 10699

Re: Thundersnow !!

I was actually thinking about your heated wheat bags Stu as you need them, and basically heat anyway.
by maz
Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:26 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Thundersnow !!
Replies: 44
Views: 10699

Re: Thundersnow !!

So it reached you Stu. Looks like a few more days of it too. We are a white out here though some vans and 4x4's are managing to get down the road. Out and about it is very bad. I hope your power is back now as this is just the time you need it.