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by leather_ferret
Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:22 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Poll.....
Replies: 27
Views: 3498

Re: Poll.....

Female eh ... hmmmm, let me think ..... Skivvy ???
:lol: :lol:


Dave
by leather_ferret
Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:34 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: 12 week scan :)
Replies: 35
Views: 3535

Re: 12 week scan :)

Spot on Ladies ... you know you love me for my primaeval charm 8) 8) :lol: :lol: It is a basic instinct for us fellas to get hugely protective of pregnant ladies. I was truly furious when I heard how Fergie had been treated. Love peace and goodwill to all .... (except for that p*llock) Dave
by leather_ferret
Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:26 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: 12 week scan :)
Replies: 35
Views: 3535

Re: 12 week scan :)

Nice one Braveheart !! :lol: :lol:

I hope they twist his nadgers till he screams :twisted: :twisted:

Loadsa love

Dave
by leather_ferret
Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:12 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAY !!
Replies: 6
Views: 1183

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAY !!

Hear hear,

wishing you all the best :D

Dave
by leather_ferret
Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:39 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: dla update and cheers jan 2011
Replies: 4
Views: 1442

Re: dla update and cheers jan 2011

Definitely worth giving them a ring Nigel.

If they can't help I'm sure they will know someone in your area that can

Good luck mate

Dave
by leather_ferret
Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:03 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: A wind of change blows through Africa
Replies: 10
Views: 1694

Re: A wind of change blows through Africa

Think of all vengeance you could reek (sic.) on your foes, by slipping out a quick SBD and then reporting them ! :lol: :lol:

I wonder if the opposition will all 'let rip' their disaproval ?

Dave
by leather_ferret
Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:59 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: A wind of change blows through Africa
Replies: 10
Views: 1694

A wind of change blows through Africa

Farting ferret in fear of life, cancels African holiday !! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx BLANTYRE, MALAWI Malawian lawmakers will next week debate a law change to criminalize public farting, which a cabinet minister said had been encouraged by democracy. "The government has a right ...
by leather_ferret
Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:57 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: 12 week scan :)
Replies: 35
Views: 3535

Re: 12 week scan :)

If you can arrange to send that twazzock down to Doncaster, I'll punch his lights out with pleasure!! Look after yourself and nephew bub - that is all that matters If you can manage it without stress, point the lawyer in the right direction and light the blue touchpaper ... then go home and put your...
by leather_ferret
Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:01 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: 12 week scan :)
Replies: 35
Views: 3535

Re: 12 week scan :)

Oi !! what about us Uncles ??? :lol: :lol:

keep smiling

Dave
by leather_ferret
Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:31 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 3939
Views: 191049

Re: Alan's blog........

hmmm,

Jane, you must stop nicking Alan's Morphine !! :twisted:

Dave
by leather_ferret
Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:05 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 3939
Views: 191049

Re: Alan's blog........

Madcaravanner wrote: I can't go anywhere whilst Stephanie has MY car ........

You cheapskate Gray ... Buy her a push bike !! :lol: :lol:

Dave
by leather_ferret
Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:32 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Me and the DWP AGAIN!
Replies: 12
Views: 1660

Re: Me and the DWP AGAIN!

Revolution ???

I suspect that the closest you'll get to 'revolution' is spinning round in circles, counting to 10 and swearing :?

Dave

Keep at their throats Lass, the more blood you can draw now, the weaker they will be for the rest of us. :D
by leather_ferret
Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:14 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: especially for Dave....................
Replies: 32
Views: 3483

Re: especially for Dave....................

Oh Jane,

don't run yourself down mi duck

You have such a petite little GOB :lol: :lol:

D
by leather_ferret
Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:46 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 3939
Views: 191049

Re: Alan's blog........

Tip for you Gray,

Don't ever take on the Sorceress and her Apprentice :lol: :lol:

Enjoy a long life scuttling about in dark corners my friend.

Dave
by leather_ferret
Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:37 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: especially for Dave....................
Replies: 32
Views: 3483

Re: especially for Dave....................

Aye Lass,

Stotties are for folks with bigger mouths

Dave