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by paul.m
Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:09 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 3955
Views: 193802

Re: Alan's blog........

Jane should learn her place , its a mans job to be hunter gatherer from cave man times poor Alan has to go to supermarket and hunt down the items he wants and gather them in a trolley Jane's job is to cook the items Alan has selected .
Should I start digging my grave now :lol:
by paul.m
Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:04 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Anatomy 101
Replies: 10
Views: 446

Re: Anatomy 101

I agree with Jane he wants a backside kicking session , who else wont he/she treat smokers, obese , car accident victims (you know the risks travelling by car) someone who has contracted a nasty condition your own fault for going out in public . On rare occasions I get a twinge its always top right ...
by paul.m
Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:28 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Upside to pancreatitis gassy belly
Replies: 6
Views: 429

Re: Upside to pancreatitis gassy belly

Healthiest / safest place to work must be cabin crew on return leg from India all that spicy food then being trapped in a tin can full of 300 people farting :( :(
by paul.m
Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:45 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Upside to pancreatitis gassy belly
Replies: 6
Views: 429

Re: Upside to pancreatitis gassy belly

So we are going to save the world . Does that mean if we are saving NHS millions we can claim some money from NHS .
by paul.m
Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:12 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 3955
Views: 193802

Re: Alan's blog........

Hope repair man wasn't same as in Sainsbury's doing a bit of moonlighting or it could be wait a min then I will take you upstairs then you can take my top off . How come Marilyn can get away with calling Jane an older woman,if I had said that I would be asking for police protection . Was told by an ...
by paul.m
Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:01 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Word Association
Replies: 5707
Views: 117669

Re: Word Association

Combination
by paul.m
Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:20 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Word Association
Replies: 5707
Views: 117669

Re: Word Association

Enterprise
by paul.m
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:45 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: A wee teeny bit of good news
Replies: 13
Views: 611

Re: A wee teeny bit of good news

Its nice to hear good news
by paul.m
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:43 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Word Association
Replies: 5707
Views: 117669

Re: Word Association

Lights
by paul.m
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:42 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Queen Elizabeth Hospital Glasgow
Replies: 37
Views: 1422

Re: Queen Elizabeth Hospital Glasgow

Your house don't do things by half . Hopefully you have turned a corner best wishes to you and your wife .
by paul.m
Thu Mar 08, 2018 6:37 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Word Association
Replies: 5707
Views: 117669

Re: Word Association

Box
by paul.m
Sun Mar 04, 2018 6:04 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Word Association
Replies: 5707
Views: 117669

Re: Word Association

Elephant
by paul.m
Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:31 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Word Association
Replies: 5707
Views: 117669

Re: Word Association

Matron
by paul.m
Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:34 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Word Association
Replies: 5707
Views: 117669

Re: Word Association

disease
by paul.m
Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:28 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Beast from the East
Replies: 9
Views: 573

Re: Beast from the East

That's sods law will have things you don't want .
Sorry to hear you missed out on wedding at least bride and groom got there .
More bad news we MAY be in for another spell of bad weather in a couple of weeks even worse than this week .