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Jane thinks Alan (whose blog this is) is just torturing her now :evil: :evil: . On top of yesterday’s crime he has emptied the dishwasher the morning and left the pans on the top of the cupboard where they live - obviously opening a door was just too much effort. AND he’s left 2 glasses on the workt...

Tympanic

Sorry Mike I have to disagree! Type ‘antibiotics and fish farms’ into Google and see what you get! Anyway -whilst Mike is busy Googling and finding out he's wrong :lol: :lol: :P :P I will report on another crazy week. We have had a complaint via NHS England from a patient who has been an utter night...

They also can make coffins out of cardboard so make sure you remove name and address label before dumping . Not what you want at teatime is FedEx turning up with a fully loaded coffin . :shock: :lol: :lol: Jane can see she has started the great cardboard debate! :roll: :roll: In fact what Jane usua...

That’s brave Mike! I don’t think I’d sleep at night if I read that! And we used to think George Dubya was a moron! I’ve just finished A Fatal Inversion by Barbara Vine (aka Ruth Rendell). I must have read it about 5 times now. They say that Ruth Rendell writes ‘why dunnits’ rather than ‘who dunnits’...

Titanic

Beggars

I was talking to our ex-GP MP the other day. He was discussing the serious problem with antibiotics. Apparently by current estimates by 2050 there will be no effective antibiotics available. This is exacerbated by the drugs companies no longer working to find new ones because any newly developed ant...

Jane thanks Marilyn for her kind words to Alan (whose blog this is). It’s nice that someone gives him kind words occasionally because Jane doesn’t obviously :shock: :shock: . But to be fair, if Jane were kind to Alan where would it end? Alan may get used to it and run amok. Jane as to keep him in hi...

We had one patient a little while ago who walked into the GP’s consulting room whilst she had a patient in and told her he was “sick of f****** waiting”. She told him to get out and he stormed off in a temper and head butted a window of the GP practice next door and smashed the glass :lol: :roll: :l...

I personally know of one GP who was threatenened with a knife in her consulting room and one who had a gun waved at him on a home visit. It transpired it was a fake gun so that’s okay then :shock: . Most patients who get nasty are just posturing because they can’t get what they want. Like shouting a...

So this week I have kicked a patient off the practice register (oh the power! :lol: ). It’s the one I mentioned in a previous post who was shouting at me until I threatened to kick him off the premises. The debacle has continued with him getting increasingly vexatious and complaining about anything ...

:lol: :lol: if only Jane had realised that about the lipstick :lol: :lol: . Jane has scored! Having written a strongly worded email of complaint to Northern PowerGrid about their customer service (or lack of), Jane has received a further £50 cheque to add to the £100 she got last month. Jane has fou...

religion

PS Marilyn - I actually have at one point thought about becoming an MP (before I got this job) but it wouldn’t work. I couldn’t toe the party line. I would have to be honest and whilst that may make me popular with the voters, I can’t see any of the current parties embracing honesty! :lol: :lol: It’...