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by Jane Dalgleish
Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:34 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Mortar Dave
Replies: 13
Views: 2089

I know hun - it's the way we live - if we can't laugh we'd go mad.

Errm - maybe it's too late.......................

Jane xx
by Jane Dalgleish
Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:09 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: A funny one I thought...........
Replies: 23
Views: 3043

:roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
by Jane Dalgleish
Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:26 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: A funny one I thought...........
Replies: 23
Views: 3043

A funny one I thought...........

ZEN TEACHINGS 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow... In fact, just take off and leave me alone. 2. *e* is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening unti...
by Jane Dalgleish
Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:25 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 3974
Views: 201362

Jane quite likes Stuart's joke which was quite clever in Jane's opinion. Jane offers Stuart a pat on the back for being a clever boy today. Jane has decided to treat her reader to blog number 2 for today and this is it. Jane has been to visit Alan who is fine. Jane knows he is fine because he compla...
by Jane Dalgleish
Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:26 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 3974
Views: 201362

Well Jane is having a lovely weekend! Lots of exciting hospital visits to look forward to and paying half her salary in car parking fees. Jane can barely wait. Alan keeps ringing Jane to share with her just how much he is enjoying himself, and how he is really looking forward to yet another endoscop...
by Jane Dalgleish
Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:43 am
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Mortar Dave
Replies: 13
Views: 2089

I'm mortar-fied I didn't get it sooner :roll: :roll:
by Jane Dalgleish
Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:55 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Mortar Dave
Replies: 13
Views: 2089

Me too!!! :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Jane Dalgleish
Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:22 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Mortar Dave
Replies: 13
Views: 2089

Well all I can say Stuart is that you need to consider reducing your pain relief because whatever planet you are inhabiting at the moment, I am not there with you, and, if Doreen didn't mind I would happily be there with you, but it doesn't seem to be happening for me. I am totally lost on this one....
by Jane Dalgleish
Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:58 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Mortar Dave
Replies: 13
Views: 2089

:?:
by Jane Dalgleish
Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:02 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 3974
Views: 201362

Jane is having a dreadful week. She doesn't know as yet whether or not her employer will be making her repugnant, and this is causing Jane and her colleagues some stress. Jane and her team were actually rather giddy today and think it may be hysteria, or is it listeria? Jane always gets those two mi...
by Jane Dalgleish
Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:14 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 3974
Views: 201362

Jane apologises for her neglect of Alan's blog this week. Jane has two reasons: 1) she was busy trying to get a flight to New Zealand to help Swami out with the queue of men. Jane fell foul of this idea because NOBODY was offering flights to NZ for £2.50 which is all Jane could afford 2) Jane's numb...
by Jane Dalgleish
Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:24 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 3974
Views: 201362

Be careful what you wish for Stuart!!! :P :P :P
by Jane Dalgleish
Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:15 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Alan's blog........
Replies: 3974
Views: 201362

Jane is horrified to hear about Rudolf being slaughtered and, although Jane realises this is a little early, is starting to worry about how she is going to get her Christmas presents? Now, Jane likes to be prepared, as her reader knows (well if Jane's reader didn't know this, then Jane is telling th...
by Jane Dalgleish
Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:45 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Horrid day!
Replies: 3
Views: 1049

Apparently, because for 3 solid days when I was off he was not seen at all (and we have proof - didn't access his email, didn't respond to his work mobile (it was switched off), and didn't use his Smartcard) then it is classed as "abandonment of duties without good cause" - which equates to gross mi...
by Jane Dalgleish
Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:24 pm
Forum: General Chat and Banter
Topic: Libby Grace
Replies: 54
Views: 6928

Wonderful! :D :D :D